Okay, the following entry is not for the faint of heart.  If you’re offended by curse words, CLICK OUT NOW.  Trust me on this–just skip this entry.  You will not miss out on anything important, I promise.

For those who want to continue–would you believe I found someone who uses the “F” word more than I do when I’m pissed?  MORE than I use it when I’m driving a car???  Actually, 41 times in one single email?  That’s not counting other various curse words thrown in, including the ultimate 4-letter profanity.

What, you may ask, caused this brain-rupturing outburst?  Some little sorority chick who thinks she’s all that and then some, who wasn’t pleased with the way the rest of the sorority was behaving.  Don’t even start me on sororities–most are so worthless it’s beyond comprehension, although I’m sure there are a handful that might be worth something…maybe.

To read the article, here’s the link to the initial report, although I will post the entire email below.–resigns–from-delta-gamma-172810311.html  Yes, that “angelic” face produced the profanity-filled rant that had even me trying to scoop my jaw off the floor,  Delta Gamma president Rebecca Martinson.  She’s resigned, by the way.  Ya think???

Seems as though her sorority chickies weren’t getting it on appropriately with their match-up Sigma Nu (apparently guys) during “Greek Week”.  Ready for the absolute epitome in vulgarity?  Don’t say I didn’t warn you!  All I can say is…wow.

(The site that had the email in its entirety changed the author’s name to “Julia” when it’s mentioned in the email because they didn’t want to given the real name of the person who wrote the email.  However, in the link above, they do name Rebecca and updated the article to state that she had resigned.)

If you just opened this like I told you to, tie yourself down to whatever chair you’re sitting in, because this email is going to be a rough fucking ride.

For those of you that have your heads stuck under rocks, which apparently is the majority of this chapter, we have been FUCKING UP in terms of night time events and general social interactions with Sigma Nu. I’ve been getting texts on texts about people LITERALLY being so fucking AWKWARD and so fucking BORING. If you’re reading this right now and saying to yourself “But oh em gee Julia, I’ve been having so much fun with my sisters this week!”, then punch yourself in the face right now so that I don’t have to fucking find you on campus to do it myself.

I do not give a flying fuck, and Sigma Nu does not give a flying fuck, about how much you fucking love to talk to your sisters. You have 361 days out of the fucking year to talk to sisters, and this week is NOT, I fucking repeat NOT ONE OF THEM. This week is about fostering relationships in the greek community, and that’s not fucking possible if you’re going to stand around and talk to each other and not our matchup. Newsflash you stupid cocks: FRATS DON’T LIKE BORING SORORITIES. Oh wait, DOUBLE FUCKING NEWSFLASH: SIGMA NU IS NOT GOING TO WANT TO HANG OUT WITH US IF WE FUCKING SUCK, which by the way in case you’re an idiot and need it spelled out for you, WE FUCKING SUCK SO FAR. This also applies to you little shits that have talked openly about post gaming at a different frat IN FRONT OF SIGMA NU BROTHERS. Are you people fucking retarded? That’s not a rhetorical question, I LITERALLY want you to email me back telling me if you’re mentally slow so I can make sure you don’t go to anymore night time events. If Sigma Nu openly said “Yeah we’re gonna invite Zeta over”, would you be happy? WOULD YOU? No you wouldn’t, so WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU DO IT TO THEM?? IN FRONT OF THEM?!! First of all, you SHOULDN’T be post gaming at other frats, I don’t give a FUCK if your boyfriend is in it, if your brother is in it, or if your entire family is in that frat. YOU DON’T GO. YOU. DON’T. GO. And you ESPECIALLY do fucking NOT convince other girls to leave with you.

“But Julia!”, you say in a whiny little bitch voice to your computer screen as you read this email, “I’ve been cheering on our teams at all the sports, doesn’t that count for something?” NO YOU STUPID FUCKING ASS HATS, IT FUCKING DOESN’T. DO YOU WANNA KNOW FUCKING WHY?!! IT DOESN’T COUNT BECAUSE YOU’VE BEEN FUCKING UP AT SOBER FUCKING EVENTS TOO. I’ve not only gotten texts about people being fucking WEIRD at sports (for example, being stupid shits and saying stuff like “durr what’s kickball?” is not fucking funny), but I’ve gotten texts about people actually cheering for the opposing team. The opposing. Fucking. Team. ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!! I don’t give a SHIT about sportsmanship, YOU CHEER FOR OUR GODDAMN TEAM AND NOT THE OTHER ONE, HAVE YOU NEVER BEEN TO A SPORTS GAME? ARE YOU FUCKING BLIND? Or are you just so fucking dense about what it means to make people like you that you think being a good little supporter of the greek community is going to make our matchup happy? Well it’s time someone told you, NO ONE FUCKING LIKES THAT, ESPECIALLY OUR FUCKING MATCHUP. I will fucking cunt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don’t give a fuck if you SOR me, I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU.

“Ohhh Julia, I’m now crying because your email has made me oh so so sad”. Well good. If this email applies to you in any way, meaning if you are a little asswipe that stands in the corners at night or if you’re a weird shit that does weird shit during the day, this following message is for you:


I’m not fucking kidding. Don’t go. Seriously, if you have done ANYTHING I’ve mentioned in this email and have some rare disease where you’re unable to NOT do these things, then you are HORRIBLE, I repeat, HORRIBLE PR FOR THIS CHAPTER. I would rather have 40 girls that are fun, talk to boys, and not fucking awkward than 80 that are fucking faggots. If you are one of the people that have told me “Oh nooo boo hoo I can’t talk to boys I’m too sober”, then I pity you because I don’t know how you got this far in life, and with that in mind don’t fucking show up unless you’re going to stop being a goddamn cock block for our chapter. Seriously. I swear to fucking God if I see anyone being a goddamn boner at tonight’s event, I will tell you to leave even if you’re sober. I’m not even kidding. Try me.

And for those of you who are offended at this email, I would apologize but I really don’t give a fuck. Go fuck yourself.

4 thoughts on “Wow

    • That was so far below disgusting, I couldn’t believe it. Apparently most of the sororities are about hooking up, getting drunk, and hazing. Gee, something to strive for, huh?

  1. Yeah…really impressive. *rolls eyes* I’m going to have to check to see, but I do know that Canadian campuses don’t have fraternities and sororities, and their college grads seem to do quite well in life. Not sure if European/Asian colleges have them or not. Wouldn’t be surprised to learn that only Americans could create something so stupid.

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